Do pick-up lines really work?

Well according to my own research. It doesn't work at all. Unless the girl is really ugly and desperate, other than that. No. Guys, dont try it anymore. Apparently all those classic and well known pick-up lines don't seem to work as well as a SIMPLE greeting. So next time you go about. Use something simple such as.

1. "Hello/Hi"
2. "Whats your name"
3. " I like you and would like to know you "
4. " So what do i have to do to get your number"

Simple stuff like that. Spare the pick-up lines that may cause rejection and therefore cause depression.

On a happier note, Happy deepavali. Hope you had an enjoyable day.

I had a rather full and enjoyable day even thou the SPM is closing in on me.
Took a few photos by queen's house where there was a nice little toilet bowl. Or whatever a squatting toilet is called.


Dede took a dip.


Dennis took a dip.


Dede took a pee and dennis had a look.



And they lived happily ever after. The end.